I just love her. There are no other words. She’s so honest and open, and such a beautiful person, inside and out. We keep each other sane. ❤️
So, my last day at the office

was supposed to be tomorrow.

But, as I was leaving, my boss said, “We gotta start working on the TMR for my skype sessions coming up with Michael.”

Those skype sessions start on October 1st. I don’t know how long he wants me to stay…but I already sent out “farewell” emails to a lot of people…idk. My mom says to ride it out until he says something, but I’m actively looking at several other jobs right now.

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I needed to hear this today. ❤️ I can’t wait to see her in a few months!
LOL I found the website they created for me.
But why did I lose two followers today?

I can’t post all the time, guys! I rarely use my queue and work is insanely busy at both jobs right now. Have a little sympathy!

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So, I’ve decided I’m dreaming.

I’ve just been in one really long, insane, amazing, unbelievable dream for the past few weeks.

If I am, I really hope I never wake up from it.

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When your vibrator starts to die and you’re like halfway there…not cool.

I mean, I finished, but that potentially could’ve been very upsetting.

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I miss these lovely people more than words can explain. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Anyone else watch ANTM?

This one contestant, Matthew, is probably the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen in my life. Everything is perfect…his hair, his facial hair, his smile, those eyes. JUST OMG.

He kissed the only gay guy in the house on this week’s episode…and if he’s gay, I’m going to cry. Why do the gays get all the beautiful people?!

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This one guy I work with:

"Hello, beautiful. I would say gorgeous, but that just doesn’t cut it." and "You’re so beautiful, you don’t even need makeup. You just have one of those faces."

LOL This would sound kind of cute…if he wasn’t saying it to every other girl that works there, ha. This guy and another one do this all the time. They try way too hard to get laid. Tip: being a gentleman works much better. 👍

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LOL my dad asking about my future roommate:

Dad: Now who’s this girl you’re moving out with?
Me: Alyssa.
Dad: Was that the one I met at Olive Garden?
Me: No, that was Lauren.
Dad: Oh. Well, is it the gay one?
Me: Omg, no. That’s Sarah. You met Alyssa when she came over to the house.
Dad: When did I meet her?

He has such a bad memory, ha.

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😂😂😂 My coworkers are the best.
Aforementioned neighbors just came back from Home Depot.

My mom saw them there, but managed to not be seen.

So they finally get home and I told my mom, and she wanted to know what they bought so she said, “Tell me what they carry in.”

Because…word got around that they’re moving…and they literally JUST moved in a little over a year ago so we have a theory that they, their 3 sons, and their 3 dogs have already trashed the place and they’re trying to fix it up to sell it.

So, a few minutes pass and I’m like, “They’re still in the truck in their driveway.” And my mom goes, “They’re fucking weird.” And I lost it. 😂😂😂 So she says, “Seriously. They’re the weirdest fucking people I know. I won’t be sad when they leave.”

I hate them for how they treat their animals, so I’m right there with her. 👍

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