Not mine

Good for keeping up flexibility
And if you need to loose weight over short notice.


What Tree Did You Fall From?
Dec 23 to Jan 01 —- Apple TreeJan 01 to Jan 11 —- Fir TreeJan 12 to Jan 24 —- Elm TreeJan 25 to Feb 03 — Cypress TreeFeb 04 to Feb 08 — Poplar TreeFeb 09 to Feb 18 — Cedar TreeFeb 19 to Feb 28 — Pine TreeMar 01 to Mar 10 — Weeping Willow TreeMar 11 to Mar 20 — Lime TreeMar 21 (only) ——— Oak TreeMar 22 to Mar 31 — Hazelnut TreeApr 01 to Apr 10 —- Rowan TreeApr 11 to Apr 20 —- Maple TreeApr 21 to Apr 30 —- Walnut TreeMay 01 to May 14 - Poplar TreeMay 15 to May 24 - Chestnut TreeMay 25 to Jun 03 — Ash TreeJun 04 to Jun 13 —- Hornbeam TreeJun 14 to Jun 23 —- Fig TreeJun 24 (only) ———— Birch TreeJun 25 to Jul 04 —— Apple TreeJul 05 to Jul 14 ——- Fir TreeJul 15 to Jul 25 ——- Elm TreeJul 26 to Aug 04 —- Cypress TreeAug 05 to Aug 13 — Poplar TreeAug 14 to Aug 23 — Cedar TreeAug 24 to Sep 02 — Pine TreeSep 03 to Sep 12 — Weeping Willow TreeSep 13 to Sep 22 — Lime TreeSep 23 (only) ——— Olive TreeSep 24 to Oct 03 —- Hazelnut TreeOct 04 to Oct 13 —— Rowan TreeOct 14 to Oct 23 —— Maple TreeOct 24 to Nov 11 — Walnut TreeNov 12 to Nov 21 — Chestnut TreeNov 22 to Dec 01 — Ash TreeDec 02 to Dec 11 — Hornbeam TreeDec 12 to Dec 21 — Fig TreeDec 22 (only) ——— Beech TreeDec 23 to Dec 31 — Apple Tree
NOW FIND YOUR TREE(Listed in alphabetical order)Apple Tree (Love) — quiet and shy at times, lots of charm,appeal, and attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile,adventurous, sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved,faithful and tender partner, very generous, many talents, loveschildren, needs affectionate partner.Ash Tree (Ambition) — extremely attractive, vivacious,impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious,intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic,reliable, restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart,demands attention, needs love and much emotional support.Beech Tree (Creative) — has good taste, concerned about itslooks, materialistic, good organization of life and career,economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable,splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports,etc.).Birch Tree (Inspirational) — vivacious, attractive, elegant,friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess,abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not verypassionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm andcontent atmosphere.Cedar Tree (Confident) — of rare strength, knows how to adapt,likes unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy,tends to look down on others, self-confident, a great speaker,determined, often impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents,industrious, healthy optimism, waits for the one true love, able tomake quick decisions.Chestnut Tree (Honest) — of unusual stature, impressive,well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, borndiplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings,hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels misunderstood at times,fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) — strong, muscular, adaptable,
takes what life has to give but doesn’t necessarily like it, strives to becontent, optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants loveand affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot besatisfied, faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly andcareless, loves to gain knowledge, needs to! be needed.Elm Tree (Noble-minded) — pleasant shape, tasteful clothes,modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes tolead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisionsfor others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.Fig Tree (Sensibility) — very strong minded, a bit self-willed,honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, loveslife and friends, enjoys children and animals, a social butterfly,great sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness after longdemanding hours at work, has artistic talent and great intelligence.Fir tree (Mysterious) — extraordinary taste, handles stresspoorly, loves anything beautiful, can become depressed at times,stubborn, tends to care for those close to them as well as helpingstrangers, rather modest, hard worker, talented, unselfish, fewsexual relationships, many friends, doesn’t want foes,! very reliable.Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) — charming, sense of humor, verydemanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make alasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics,popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist,has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) — of cool beauty, cares for itslooks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life ascomfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life,looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner,dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings,mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions,very conscientious.Lime Tree (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what lifedishes out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances intogood ones, hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, mayappear tough, but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to
make sacrifices for family and friends, has many talents but notalways enough time to use them, can become a complainer, greatleadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal.Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) — no ordinary person, full ofimagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud,self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, hasmany complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated lovelife, wants to impress.Oak Tree (Brave) — robust nature, courageous, strong,unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change,keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.Olive Tree (Wisdom) — loves sun, warmth and kind feelings,reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant,cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive,empathetic, free of jealousy, ! loves to read, and enjoysthe company of sophisticated people.Pine Tree (the Peacemaker) — loves agreeable company, craves peaceand harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to writepoetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all,falls strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionallysoft, low self esteem, needs affection and reassurance.Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) — looks very decorative, talented,not very self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needsgoodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, greatanimosity, great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean towardphilosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) — full of charm, cheerful, gifted
without egotism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion,unrest, and even complications, is both dependent andindependent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional,good company, does not forgive.Walnut Tree (Passionate) — unrelenting, strange and full ofcontrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon,unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, noflexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always likedbut often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous andpassionate, no compromise.Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves
family life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic,loves anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel toexotic places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced butis not easy to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding,good intuition, suffers in love until they find that one loyal,steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh.

Cypress, hell yeah.

Accurate, but a few things are exactly the opposite.

Mine was extremely accurate.
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hearing people chew is seriously the worst sound in the world

It’s worse when they fucking chew with their mouths open like a goddamn cow.

What’s the worst is when people literally chew cows’ dead flesh.

(Source: snapchatting)

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straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a…

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This was taken in Australia. Three separate things happening at once: On the left, fireworks exploded as part of Australia Day celebrations. In the middle, it’s Comet McNaught. Then on the right, there’s lightning from a thunderstorm far away.

i dont care if this has nothing to do with the blog its just sick

on ya ‘straya
"If you are silent about your pain, they’ll kill you and say you enjoyed it." - Zora Neale Hurston (via larmoyante)
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RIP to all the male chicks who were ground up to meet the demand for eggs this easter


Because coloring eggs for no good reason is definitely more important than sentient life.

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"I like animals, all animals. I wouldn’t hurt a cat or a dog - or a chicken or a cow. And I wouldn’t ask someone else to hurt them for me. That’s why I’m a vegetarian."
Peter Dinklage, vegetarian since he was 16, and now vegan. See what he has to say about meat, egg and dairy products in PETA’s new video, Face Your Food.

I’m glad he eats vegan but I’m really conflicted because he works for a show that’s responsible for the deaths of (at least) thousands of animals. I also wonder if his costumes are real fur and leather or if he has veg alternatives, like Woody Harrelson did for Zombieland.
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This is Thomas. His name was just Tom when we got him from the Humane Society, but i thought he was more elegant than that. :)  (submitted by adozi)